Rumours rife of indicating cyclist!


A cyclist has confounded scientists and city dwellers alike this morning, by signalling his intention to turn left by sticking out his arm at a road junction, according to eye witnesses.

Taxi driver Trevor Kent, from Kent, said: “I was about to cut the fucker up, yu’know, get my bumper a fag paper off his rear wheel, when out went his facking arm, like he wanted me to know where he was goin’!” He added: “Took the fucker out all the same, I’ve done the knowledge, bike wanker!”


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