Americans are bastards to work for – Insider Exclusive!

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Working with Americans is only marginally better than selling your eldest daughter into slavery our Insider reveals.

Happy-go-lucky Americans depicted in hit TV shows such as Friends and Modern Family simply don’t exist in the business world. “American employers drink way too much cool-ade and never take holidays…or fucking sleep”, claims 30-year old Samuel Terry of Texas Bank Inc.

“I fell asleep at my desk exhausted one evening, having put in a 21-hour day, only to be woken by some wanker from New York calling me a lazy twat!”

“I don’t even have time to stand around outside expensive, shit, gastro-pubs with my other loud, brown-nosing, red-braces wearing friends anymore – fucking yanks!”

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