Corbyn Vs. Abbott – Corbyn would get broken!

Jeremy Corbyn said he will not fight Diane Abbott for her seat when their constituencies are carved up as a result of major boundary changes.

“I don’t blame him”, said the party’s chief whip Dame Rosie Winterton DBE MP; “she’s a no-holds-bared brawler, he’d be fucking mental to take that on!”, she went on to say.

Another Labour MP, who didn’t want to be named, said he’d seen her bare-knuckling in an underground prize match back in the 90’s and she was brutal; “She put this big bitch in hospital and vowed to eat her family if she ever saw her again!”, he said.

Corbyn, a self proclaimed pacifist, won’t even cut his own toenails as he thinks it’s cruel.

The Prime Minister, Teresa May said; “I’d enjoy seeing Corbyn get fucking battered by that monster, but it makes me feel sick when I think of them shagging!”

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