Airlines now advise you of the amount of carbon emitted by your flight to try and make you feel bad it has been revealed.
This seems rather counterintuitive as the fucking plane is going to Spain whether you’re on it or not?! Surely it’s better full than empty?
It’s them flying a one hundred ton metal tube to Spain, in order to make money, that’s causing the carbon footprint, we’re just taking advantage of it while it does!