Research has shown that injury lawyers, sometimes called “Ambulance Chasers” or “Vultures” or as they prefer: “Legal Eagles”, turn out not to be entirely charitable and occasionally make money from “helping” their clients sue their employers which, more often than not, is a fucking stupid thing to do!
Paul Adams said: “I was recently made redundant but not before I sued the fuckers for £750 after slipping on a wet floor I was surprised to find in a bathroom!”
James Singleton recently won £1500 in compensation from his employer after falling from a ladder he was using at work. James broke his arm in the fall and said: “I fell from the ladder after someone forgot to turn the gravity off; I’m currently looking for work after my job was made redundant. The company decided, following a string of successful lawsuits, that my job was too dangerous!”